Now this is a picture I've been dreaming of commissioning for a long, long time. Thanks to the artistic merits of
and the generosity of
, it has finally come true!
So what are we looking at here? Why, a near-perfect recreation of one of my all-time favourite DiD scenes - Edwige Fenech as the Inconsolable Widow, seduced, tape-gagged and robbed all in one go. Isn't it a marvel? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWbPZM…
Of course, my version differs somewhat from the original. Instead of the lovely Fenech, we have the equally lovely Queen of Pearl, the Lady-Admiral of the Armada Eternal and the Vicerine of Beistad - Lady Bianca Dolcetto Amaretto. Far from a widow, she is instead a perpetual bachelorette, forever unable to find Mr. Right and to secure herself some lovely children. As you can see from the picture, her efforts at finding Mr. Right has once again ended in disaster. Her night-time seduction ended with a tapegag and an emptied safe. She should never have trusted a man in a pink jacket, even if he had an adorable, pink-haired "daughter" with him!
No doubt she will be most furious when she escapes, but until then, let us enjoy the show, no?